4 comments for “Omnidawn at AWP: Before the Madness”
welovethepage
February 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Ken, I think, is involved in a conspiracy with lindt. One could clearly hear him all the way on the other floor, persuasively amorant with “chocolate…chocolate…”
Omnidawn Publishing
February 25, 2008 at 9:29 pm
i think ken agreed to publish a story by the CEO of Lindt in return for endless supplies of chocolate. that’s po-biz my friends.
At AWP, i was on the third floor of the bookfair, and i could always tell the people who spent time at the omnidawn table because their sugar highs had worn off and they were all groggy
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welovethepage
February 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm
yes, that story is slowly coming out one-line-at-a-time on the inside of the Lindt ™ wrappers. I heard it’s about a type of chocolate hybrid that smells like skunks keeps melting and melting but will never unmask itself, no matter the prince charming or daughter of God that comes along. Supposedly, on the inside is a white girl cyrogenically frozen and possessing truth in initiation. Watch out Lindt lovers.
Omnidawn Publishing
February 25, 2008 at 11:50 pm
now that’s literary marketing!
now would that story be considered fabulist? or new wave fabulist? or dark truffle fabulist?
now i will go post a new photo of ken that will not only support our conspiracy hyphothesis, but will prove that he is devil-spawned.
Ken, I think, is involved in a conspiracy with lindt. One could clearly hear him all the way on the other floor, persuasively amorant with
“chocolate…chocolate…”
i think ken agreed to publish a story by the CEO of Lindt in return for endless supplies of chocolate. that’s po-biz my friends.
At AWP, i was on the third floor of the bookfair, and i could always tell the people who spent time at the omnidawn table because their sugar highs had worn off and they were all groggy
thanks for commenting-
yes, that story is slowly coming out one-line-at-a-time on the inside of the Lindt ™ wrappers. I heard it’s about a type of chocolate hybrid that smells like skunks keeps melting and melting but will never unmask itself, no matter the prince charming or daughter of God that comes along. Supposedly, on the inside is a white girl cyrogenically frozen and possessing truth in initiation. Watch out Lindt lovers.
now that’s literary marketing!
now would that story be considered fabulist? or new wave fabulist? or dark truffle fabulist?
now i will go post a new photo of ken that will not only support our conspiracy hyphothesis, but will prove that he is devil-spawned.
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